"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."
11:35 am • 18 April 2014 • 8,358 notes
At least my personality is consistent?
||Ugh I woke up mad at you last night, bc you ruined everything in my dream.
||Um, sorry?... what did I do?
||It was some kind of post-apocolyptic, zombie world and I had just gotten us to safety. ALL you had to do was sit quietly, while this zombie girl passed us up.
||And you couldn't follow my directions and instead said "Ugh, that zombie's hair looks TERRIBLE" and we were found.
||Well, it probably did look terrible.
9:54 am • 18 April 2014 • 15 notes
Mean Girls + GoT mashup is the best thing on the internet right now. See more here.
I hope everyone understands this is why the internet was invented.
11:03 am • 17 April 2014 • 3,469 notes
After a less than stellar start to the day, things turned around (if only for a moment) because I got to 2048!
9:20 am • 15 April 2014 • 4 notes
"Happy" Makes Pharrell Cry
I respect this guy so much.
This made me cry too! Sappy Monday.
Also.. I want Oprah’s shoes.
5:15 pm • 14 April 2014 • 16 notes
Why didn’t I order one of these earlier?
(Really awkward angle/photo but I didn’t want my address out for the internet to see.. and I am too lazy to blur it).
ETA: It’s from here.
5:10 pm • 14 April 2014 • 14 notes
3 dead after shootings at Kansas City-area Jewish centers
Three people were killed Sunday in shootings at two Jewish facilities near Kansas City, police said.
Such a sad act of violence on the eve of Passover. This one hits close to home.
9:32 pm • 13 April 2014 • 3 notes
I wasn’t nearly as bored as I look.
8:21 pm • 11 April 2014 • 12 notes