4. I’ve learned that if Marlboro Man were not my children’s father, they would probably not be involved in sports.
“Aw, let’s not go to practice tonight, kids!”
“Let’s just stay home and pop popcorn and watch movies.”
“But it’s safe and cozy here at home!”
“Let’s play board games!”
“Can’t we just all stay hommmmmmme?”
You do that too, right?
(Source: thepioneerwoman.com)